Over dinner, 2 days ago, with P and A:
P: So what did you feel when those planes flew into the World Trade Center?
Me: Nothing. Nothing at all.
P: ...!
Me: Well, actually, I went to download some porn with some Arab guys in it and wanked.
P: ...!!!
Me: WHAT!?!?
P: You're a monster!!!
Me: WHY!!??! Tell me, for example: do you ever desire to possess your girlfriend in an unnatural manner?
P: ??
A: He means bugger her.
P: Oh... well, no, not really... why?
Me: See? You don't want to penetrate her from behind. I didn’t feel a thing on 9/11. Same thing.
- Penetrations...
- This blog is meant as a repository of my pearls of wisdom. Read this regularly and one day you'll be able to be more like me. Too bad I'll be God at that point.
where do you think you are going, little boy...?
2 comments:
Uncanny. On reading the dialogue it is as if I was in the room with you... 8=O
Oh god, I'm so glad I'm NOT in in the room with you.
By the way, where is your list of links to friends' blogs? Oh, I forgot, that would be too petit bourgeois... Or something.
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